Fake Your Break and Party All Summer at Dick’s Last Resort

DALLAS (June 5, 2019) – Feel like you’re missing out on all the summer fun? Then quit dicking around and head over to Dick’s Last Resort now until Aug. 4 for just as cheeky of a time as you’d get on a summer vacay but without spending all that dough.

Dick’s is pumped for rowdy action all summer with speed dating, trivia, game nights, karaoke and more! You won’t miss a thing, except the sand in your trunks. With every visit you’ll also have a chance to win the real deal … an all-expense paid trip to Cancun … but we’re not promising it’s any better. You may prefer to Fake the Break at Dick’s!

“We know you don’t have anything better to do, so get your ass to Dick’s and have some fun!” Dick said. “No excuses. This summer will be one to remember, and it’s all thanks to us and all the brilliant shenanigans we have planned. You’re welcome.”

The summer of revelry at Dick’s will include a Father’s Day giveaway from June 3-6 in which you can visit Dick’s Last Resort’s Facebook page for a chance to win your dad a pair of denim speedos! Each location has an activity calendar jam-packed with unique events, like a drag brunch and tequila tastings, that are sure to give party-goers an unforgettable Dick’s-style time all summer long.

The shenanigans don’t stop there – Dick’s will also have a “Summer’s Eve Bash” on June 20 at each location from 4-7 p.m. with live music, celebrity appearances and a vacation style party that’ll give any resort in Cancun a run for its money!Order a sex on the beach shot and live it up.

All Dick’s locations will be participating in Fake the Break, so make sure to take your own vacation and bask in all of the debauchery. There will be merchandise for sale during Fake the Break including a “Beach Please” shirt and a censored body cover up.

If you’re not a dick, you’ll be there enjoying the frisky fun and watching all those dick moves that are bound to happen … For more information, check out dickslastresort.com.

Dick’s Last Resort: Putting the F.U. in FUN since 1985.

About Dick’s Last Resort Founded in 1985, Dallas-based Dick’s Last Resort now has 13 locations in 10 states. Dick’s has been serving “live entertainment” for more than 30 years. The sassy servers, laid back atmosphere, memorable experiences and quality menu keep people coming back for more. Dick's Last Resort offers reservations for events of all sizes, as well as Dick's deals and souvenirs. For more information, please visit dickslastresort.com. Never miss a thing Dick says on social media by following him on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.


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